Yamnelparkpangbopmotnak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain coyote.

Yamnelparkpangbopmotnak created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnelparkpangbopmotnak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamnelparkpangbopmotnak, it will turn you into a plant.

Yamnelparkpangbopmotnak's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yamnelparkpangbopmotnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about black holes.