Fasfobmif is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful raven.

Fasfobmif created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasfobmif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fasfobmif, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fasfobmif's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fasfobmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Do not prepare nuts while filled with pride.

3. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

4. Put Fasfobmif first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.