Cennurlweg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable duck.

Cennurlweg created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennurlweg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cennurlweg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cennurlweg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cennurlweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not consume rice at dawn.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cennurlweg on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to turtles while wearing cyan shoes.

5. Do not take Cennurlweg's name in vain.