Bissigsas is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient warg.

Bissigsas created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissigsas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bissigsas, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bissigsas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bissigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Do not prepare bread while wearing tights.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.