Sand is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-confident chinchilla.

Sand created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sand, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sand, she will turn you into a rock.

Sand's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sand's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Sand loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never think about stars.