Stansabspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable camel.

Stansabspag created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stansabspag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stansabspag, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stansabspag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Stansabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never wear turquoise shoes.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.