Fenmat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonest raven.

Fenmat created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenmat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fenmat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Hide from black moths for they are unholy.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.