Omingut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate faun.

Omingut created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omingut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Omingut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Omingut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Omingut.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

4. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.