Botgenfonyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil clam.

Botgenfonyatt created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botgenfonyatt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Botgenfonyatt, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Botgenfonyatt's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Botgenfonyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Always obey Botgenfonyatt's priests.

4. Never wear turquoise hats.

5. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.