Lunkanflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest deer.

Lunkanflag created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Lunkanflag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunkanflag, he will turn you into a snail.

Lunkanflag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lunkanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at forests.

2. You must love Lunkanflag.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Erect three silver sculptures of Lunkanflag on top of important buildings.