Ingflatveen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty mole.

Ingflatveen created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingflatveen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingflatveen, she will not invite you to parties.

Ingflatveen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ingflatveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never sprint in autumn.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.