Fobcamrip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical mole.

Fobcamrip created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobcamrip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fobcamrip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fobcamrip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fobcamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while filled with joy.

2. Put Fobcamrip first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

5. Never eat bark.