Hoghasyar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent badger.

Hoghasyar created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoghasyar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hoghasyar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hoghasyar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hoghasyar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not consume garlic at dawn.