Quagflamlim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong pigeon.

Quagflamlim created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagflamlim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagflamlim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quagflamlim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Quagflamlim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Quagflamlim eight times a day.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Never mark doors with fawn.

5. Never mention birds.