Rillcissdonbemfatvan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Rillcissdonbemfatvan created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillcissdonbemfatvan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rillcissdonbemfatvan, she will remove you from existence.

Rillcissdonbemfatvan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rillcissdonbemfatvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to seals while wearing red stockings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never gather six grasshopers near wells.

5. Heed all portents.