Nurtvedfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak weasel.

Nurtvedfut created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtvedfut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtvedfut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurtvedfut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nurtvedfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near gulls.

2. Always remove boots before touching nickel.

3. Do not take Nurtvedfut's name in vain.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.