Gubquat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak meerkat.

Gubquat created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubquat, she will remove you from existence.

Gubquat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gubquat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always remove stockings before touching platinum.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.