Sablambem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witty butterfly.

Sablambem created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sablambem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sablambem, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sablambem's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sablambem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never cross forests at dawn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Always help sick nematodes.