Bossyaktag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced badger.

Bossyaktag created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bossyaktag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bossyaktag, it will turn you into a goat.

Bossyaktag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bossyaktag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Bossyaktag on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.