Kabmipbanmot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful mouse.

Kabmipbanmot created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Kabmipbanmot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kabmipbanmot, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kabmipbanmot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kabmipbanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.