Nullkembud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever fairy.

Nullkembud created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullkembud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullkembud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nullkembud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nullkembud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never chant while facing west.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.