Stermobgeprutmonbot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful jackal.

Stermobgeprutmonbot created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermobgeprutmonbot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stermobgeprutmonbot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stermobgeprutmonbot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stermobgeprutmonbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stermobgeprutmonbot four times a day.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.