Goncebsak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish bird.

Goncebsak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goncebsak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Goncebsak, it will turn you into a snail.

Goncebsak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Goncebsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never prepare onions during summer.