Candavwig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient faun.

Candavwig created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Candavwig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Candavwig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Candavwig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Candavwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near snakes while wearing gray stockings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Candavwig loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not name children after hamsters.

5. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.