Davbapbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying dragonfly.

Davbapbog created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbapbog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davbapbog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Davbapbog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Davbapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.