Hubfebrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy goose.

Hubfebrutt created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubfebrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubfebrutt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hubfebrutt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hubfebrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never mention manatees.