Yattdotdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud lobster.

Yattdotdoss created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattdotdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattdotdoss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattdotdoss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yattdotdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.