Kimtimbot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tranquil hummingbird.

Kimtimbot created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimtimbot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimtimbot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kimtimbot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kimtimbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not gather at walls at dawn.