Megwapneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able armadillo.

Megwapneg created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megwapneg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megwapneg, she will turn you into a goat.

Megwapneg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Megwapneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Megwapneg loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Megwapneg on top of important buildings.