Padkopfadlipsuggonflow is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome jackal.

Padkopfadlipsuggonflow created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Padkopfadlipsuggonflow, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padkopfadlipsuggonflow, she will turn you into a snail.

Padkopfadlipsuggonflow's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Padkopfadlipsuggonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Padkopfadlipsuggonflow on top of important buildings.