Mabjigfut Farngarteen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable spider.

Mabjigfut Farngarteen created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjigfut Farngarteen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mabjigfut Farngarteen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mabjigfut Farngarteen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mabjigfut Farngarteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Always share melons with strangers, but never with foxes.

4. You must love Mabjigfut Farngarteen.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.