Larndadfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong warg.

Larndadfom created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larndadfom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larndadfom, she will turn you into a tree.

Larndadfom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Larndadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Hide from purple birds for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.