Hubbapmot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective rhinoceros.

Hubbapmot created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubbapmot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hubbapmot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hubbapmot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hubbapmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with joy.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.