Witlimhog Hapdubmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring wasp.

Witlimhog Hapdubmap created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witlimhog Hapdubmap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Witlimhog Hapdubmap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Witlimhog Hapdubmap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Witlimhog Hapdubmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.