Jabtin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair duck.

Jabtin created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabtin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabtin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Jabtin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Never eat bark.