Orttettiban is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless sheep.

Orttettiban created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Orttettiban, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Orttettiban, he will strike you with lightening.

Orttettiban's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Orttettiban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.