Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient centipede.

Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut, she will laugh at you.

Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidsandtonkdon Vangutdut.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.