Mapxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest sheep.

Mapxuc created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapxuc, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapxuc, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mapxuc's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never stain your arms with red.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.