Pintinfen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable swan.

Pintinfen created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintinfen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pintinfen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pintinfen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pintinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at rivers.

2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing scarves.

3. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Pintinfen on top of important buildings.