Hamladxinnulruttragteen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing horse.

Hamladxinnulruttragteen created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamladxinnulruttragteen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hamladxinnulruttragteen, it will turn you into a frog.

Hamladxinnulruttragteen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hamladxinnulruttragteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never curse while facing south.