Habbopwat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage hedgehog.

Habbopwat created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbopwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Habbopwat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Habbopwat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Habbopwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing green boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

5. Pray towards the north.