Boncipton is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent bat.

Boncipton created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boncipton, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Boncipton, she will refuse to believe in you.

Boncipton's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Boncipton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. You must love Boncipton.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never record secrets.