App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful monkey.

App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb, she will turn you into a frog.

App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must love App Lakbotdib Begneltomgeb.

3. Never touch water while blessed.

4. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.