Lagtonkbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, compassionate jackal.

Lagtonkbog created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lagtonkbog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagtonkbog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Lagtonkbog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lagtonkbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with pride.

4. Never laugh near pigs.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.