Nuttpidmig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow shark.

Nuttpidmig created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpidmig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttpidmig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nuttpidmig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nuttpidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.