Cedfetkar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane octopus.

Cedfetkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfetkar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cedfetkar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cedfetkar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cedfetkar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear coats marked with yellow.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Hide from indigo eagles for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.