Bumdapsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil fairy.

Bumdapsand created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdapsand, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumdapsand, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bumdapsand's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bumdapsand's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Bumdapsand loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Bumdapsand loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Bumdapsand.