Sugyakcub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent hummingbird.

Sugyakcub created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugyakcub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugyakcub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sugyakcub's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sugyakcub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not place carrots upon stone.

5. Always help hamsters.