Flagtofbim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient swan.

Flagtofbim created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagtofbim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagtofbim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flagtofbim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flagtofbim's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. You must love Flagtofbim.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with joy.

5. Flagtofbim loves sharks, so they must be honoured.