Vangovtargfebfonzedquill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast manatee.

Vangovtargfebfonzedquill created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vangovtargfebfonzedquill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vangovtargfebfonzedquill, she will laugh at you.

Vangovtargfebfonzedquill's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vangovtargfebfonzedquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.